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yup-that-exists:

Behold the world’s first doggy vending machine. Located in a park in South London, the vending machine offers dogs the opportunity for a snack or a ball rental while out enjoying the park. There is also a bone attached to a string on the side which, when pulled, shoots a tennis ball from the roof of the machine!

yup-that-exists:

Behold the world’s first doggy vending machine. Located in a park in South London, the vending machine offers dogs the opportunity for a snack or a ball rental while out enjoying the park. There is also a bone attached to a string on the side which, when pulled, shoots a tennis ball from the roof of the machine!

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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